妈妈,错了! 不要把音调降下来。 Wrong, mom! Don't slip downwards there.
我没有跑调啊。 应该是这样唱的。 - I didn't slip. - That's how it goes.
嘿！我们马上就能看到了。 Hey! We'll see it shortly.
是吗？在哪？在哪？ 是哪一个啊？ What? Where? Where? Which one is it?
那儿！已经建好了？很快嘛！ - There! - What, there already? That was fast.
梨香，在那！是这个！ Erika! This one there! That's it!
什么？，是那个吗？太棒了！ What? That's it? Awesome!
小心啊！放哪儿？ Careful! Whereto?
这儿好啦！ That's right!
哦，抱歉。 Oh, sorry.
是的，那儿！ Yeah, right!
是啊，把这个放那儿， 小心点啊！ Yeah, put this one there. Be careful!
看啊，搬运工！ 看嘛，看梨香在做什么。 Look, you mover! Look, what Erika is doing.
这副杠铃超重的，但梨香很强壮。 The Barbells are very heavy. But Erika is strong.
看在上帝的份上，小心点！ 这个桌子很贵的！ For gods sake! Be careful! That table was expensive!
太棒了，太棒了！梨香好开心哦！ 小梨香真的太开心了， Great! Great! Erika is so happy. She is so happy, little Erika!
我知道了，这儿！ Now I know. There!
这里！ There!
很漂亮，不是吗？ 虽然不是很大。 Beautiful, ain't it? Although it isn't big.
我们终于做完了。 We finally did it.
孩子他爹？ 什么事？ - Dad? - What is it?
关上灯然后把眼睛闭上， Please turn out the light and close your eyes,
直到我叫你睁开，你再睁眼。 until I allow you to open them again.
干嘛？ 别问了，照做就是！ - Why? - Don't ask. Rather do it!
行了。 Yeah. All right.
别睁眼啊！ Don't open your eyes yet.
稍等一会啊。 Wait a bit longer.
别睁开啊！ Not yet!
现在，灯亮了，睁眼吧！ Now: Light on, Eyes open!
谢谢孩子他爹给我们这么美丽的房子！ We thank our father for the beautiful house!
遗憾的是我没有什么可以给您的。 Sadly I don't have anything for you,
不过这是因为，你已经给你自己找到了一个好老婆， but therefore you got your wife for you alone now!
给，这就是你的礼物! Here, your present!
接着啊！孩子们现在可都有独立的空间了啊。 Take it! The children live on their own now.
11月2号，无忧无虑。 November 2nd. Blithe.
今天，我们终于搬进新家了。 Today we finally moved into the new house.
小林和幸是房主。 Kazukuni Kobayashi is now a house owner.
现在终于实现了。 Now it finally came true.
全家幸福一直是我最大的希望。 The family luck has always been my biggest wish.
有了这样的日子和这些快乐，我会记住我这一生。 This day and this joy I'll therefore remember my whole live.
我们全家看上去都很开心。 My whole family looks happy too.
直到现在我还没能力给我的家庭提供一个像那样的房子。 Until now I couldn't afford to have a house like that for my family.
这就是为什么我看上去像失败者。 That's why I felt like a loser.
我的家人都得了那样的疯病。 All my family members are infected by that sickness.
这对我来说是很大的痛苦。 That's my big suffering,
我的妻子，正树还有梨香都在忍受疯病的折磨。 that my wife, Masaki and Erika suffer from that sickness.
昨天我们离开了这个残酷的城市。 Yesterday we got out of the inhuman urban area.
基于这个原因，我觉得很快疯病就会自行消失的。 That's why I think this sickness will soon better itself.
我们周边的环境也更美了。 Our surrounding has gotten a lot prettier now too.
现在一切就要取决于我是否有足够的能力。 Now it all depends on me having enough strength.
全要靠我一个人了。 It all depends on my strength.
现在我得走了。 Well I gotta go then.
再见！再见！ Good-Bye! Good-Bye!
再见啊！ 等等，等等我！ - Good-Bye! - Wait! Wait for me!
快，快点！ Quick, hurry up!
把梨香带上，要不我会迟到的！ Take little Erika with you! Or she will be late!
哦，上来！ Oh, Get on!
抓紧点！我们出发！ 好的！ - Hold on tight! Here we go! - Yes.
不错，怎么样啊？ 什么啊？ - Good. How was it? - What?
在咱们家的新房子里睡得好吗？ Did you sleep well in our new house?
很不错，爸爸。 小梨香爱你。 Yes, at best, Dad! Little Erika loves you!
你睡得很好，不错啊。 So you slept well. Good.
你终于有自己的房间了！ You got your own room now after all!
现在你只需要少说点孩子气的太夸张的话。 Now you just need to get rid of your exaggerated childhood language.
在陌生人看来可能不会觉得这很好玩啊。 A stranger probably wouldn't think it is funny.
那不一定啊，别人喜欢的。 No that's not true. People like that.
每个人都会说：她说的话好可爱！ Everybody is saying: She's talking so cute.
哼!“可爱”。 Tut! "Cute".
我觉得他们是在嘲笑你啊。 I think they are all mocking you.
只是说话要实际点啊！ Just talk a little bit more straight!
梨香说话很实际啊，呜！ Erika is talking straight. Buh!
孩子们，孩子们，孩子们！ Children, children, children!
你们怎么了？你们看上去气色很差啊，孩子们！ What is it with you? You look bad, children!
唔？我知道了，你们还是因为被搬来搬去弄得太累了。 Mhm? I see, you're still tired from moving.
稍等一会，好吗？你们马上就能喝到新鲜的水了！ Just a second, OK? You'll get some fresh water right away!
你不想也来点吗？ Don't you want too?
现在有个新型运动！ And now a new exercise!
孩子他爹，你疯了？ Dad, have you gone insane?
你在干嘛？这是什么啊？ What are you doing? What is it?
来帮我。 不错嘛！ - Common help me. - Very well then!
过来，翻过来！ Come. Heel!
井之丸！ 嘿！到这儿来。 Inumaro! Hey, come here.
从今天起，我要叫你小林麻吕！ Starting today, I'll call you Inumaro Kobayashi.
你在这里干吗？ You, what are you doing here?
走开！ Get lost!
放下它！ Drop it!
要不你会受到惩罚。 Or you'll get punished.
这是一条神圣的狗，命运让我们走到在一起， This is a sacred dog. Fate has brought us together.
这就是为什么我叫他那个名字（小林麻吕）。我准备养它！ That's why I gave him that name. I am going to raise him!
养？ Raise?
就是说你要喂它并带它散步？ Does that mean you feed him and take him for a walk?
是，是，我准备这么做。 Yes, yes, I'm gonna do that.
我明白了。 I see.
如果你不想的话，不会强制你去上大学。 So, if you don't want to, you don't have to go to university by force.
你会成为一个狗店老板， You can also become a dog parlor owner.
或者是一个动物园的管理员，或者你可以去探险旅游。 or a stockman in the zoo. Or you can go on a safari.
只要能让你开心！ Whatever makes you happy!
强制上大学？ To university by force?
我在做我想做的事。你在这儿说什么啊? I am doing what I want. What are you talking there?
没事了。 All right then.
弄死这只白蚁，否则它会毁了我们的房子！ Kill the white ant, or she'll destroy your house!
一只白蚁！它从哪里带来的？ A white ant! Where did he get it from?
对！弄死！弄死！ Yes! Kill! Kill!
爸爸，梨香要窒息了！ Dad, Erika suffocates!
这可不是闹着玩的。 This wasn't for amusement.
只不过是一只小白蚁，它能怎么样啊？ It was just one single white ant, wasn't it?
你不觉得你太夸张了吗？ Don't you think you are exaggerating?
我觉得，这就够了。 I think, that was enough.
真的是只白蚁吗？ Was this really a white ant?
他们慢慢习惯了新生活。 They slowly get used to the new life.
希望也慢慢增加了。 Hope gradually has increased too.
不过我们可能还是太粗心了。 But we still may not be careless.
是啊！这孩子真棒！ Yes! The child is great!
真不错，爷爷，是不是？ 爷爷很热心的。 Very good, Grandpa, isn't it? Grandpa is enthused.
江子说得对，你唱得真棒。 Saeko was right. Your singing is great.
好，从现在起，我就是你的经纪人了。 Good, starting from now I'm gonna be your manager.
可以吗？真的？ 是的。 - Honestly? Really? - Yes.
真了不起！我还没登台就有经纪人了，真刺激啊！ Awesome! That I even have a manager before my debut, that's crazy!
但是梨香还没有确定， But Erika doesn't know for sure yet,
是想做个歌手还是更想做个捕手。 if she'd rather become a singer or a catcher.
你更喜欢哪一个呢？ Which do you like more?
都很好啊。梨香将会是个大明星。 Both is OK. Erika is the Superstar of the future.
不过，爸爸，别那么说嘛。 But Dad, don't say something like that
我知道自己在做什么。 I know what I am doing.
爷爷特意坐特快列车， Grandpa deliberately took the express train,
为了能早点到这里。 to be here early.
所以他还是很有准备的，不是吗？ Therefore he's still fit, isn't he?
不！一家之主要先喝点！ No! The family head drinks first!
爷爷从家给我们带了鱼子。 Grandpa brought fish roes for us from the homeland.
你早就念叨很多次了，嗯? You missed that a lot, eh?
和幸啊，你做到了。 什么? - Kazukuni, you made it. - What?
我说这个房子。 I'm talking about the house.
现在一切都很好。 Now everything is going to be fine.
按你的标准来看，你得到了很多。 For your measures you achieved a lot.
只是有点拥挤。 哦，不过没关系。 It's just a bit cramped here. Oh, but that doesn't matter.
你已经做成了嘛！ 干得好！ Well, now you did it! Well done.
你真的都看过了? Did you really get a look at everything?
是的，每个地方我都看了。 I did! I looked around everywhere.
每个角落我都看过了。 I've seen every angle.
我甚至还看了看马桶。 I even took a look into the toilet bowl.
恭喜啊！ Congratulations!
正树不见了！ 没事的，不是吗？ Masaki is missing! Doesn't matter, does it?
不管怎么样，我们开始吧。 We'll start anyways.
爷爷！ Grandpa!
哦，看上去很好吃啊！ Oh, that looks delicious!
江子，真的，别给自己添这么多麻烦！ Saeko, really, don't make yourself too many inconveniences!
哦，我不介意的。 Oh, I don't mind.
哦，寿司！哦，看上去真不错啊！ Oh, sushi! Oh, that looks great!
哦，嗯，爷爷？ 嗯? - Oh, um, grandpa? - Yes?
梨香给你她的铁火卷(一种日本料理），你给她你的虾。 Erika's gonna give you her tekamaki and so you're gonna give her your shrimps.
好啊。行，这些虾。 梨香！ - Yeah, OK, the shrimps. - Erika!
我要给你姜，你给我你的鲔鱼。 I'm gonna give you ginger and you're gonna give me your tuna.
不，这不算数的！ No that won't work!
梨香给你她的萝卜，你要给她你的烤蛋。 So Erika's gonna give you radish and you're gonna give her you're baked egg.
好的！给！ Yes! There!
噢，不！太恶心了! Oh no! That's disgusting!
啊，你终于来了！ Ah there you finally are!
快点，要不寿司就没了。 Hurry, or there won't be any sushi left.
我是正树。 That's Masaki.
你长这么大了！！ Man you've grown a lot!
你散步这么长时间？走了很远吧？ Your walk took quite long? Have you been far away?
享受你的饭菜。 Enjoy your meal.
在街道上边走边听音乐是很危险的！ Going out on the street while listening to music is dangerous!
哦，给你！ So, here!
不是音乐，是英语课文。 This isn't music. It's English lessons.
你散步的时候还学习啊？ You're even learning while taking a walk?
好榜样啊！ That's exemplary!
正树，你知道你是谁吗？ 你是个真正的短跑运动员！ Masaki, you know what you are? You're a real sprinter!
也许我是个短跑选手，不过， Maybe I am a sprinter, but one,
我要花很长时间才能赶上别人， 你不是这样的吗，正树？ who has to catch up a lot, haven't you, Masaki?
为什么啊？ Why that?
哥哥已经放弃上大学了。 Brother has flunked university once already.
安静点！ Keep quiet!
哦，不过你有时间去自己准备的。 Oh. But you have time to prepare yourself.
你想上什么大学啊？ And which university do you want to go to?
啊，只有一个，东京大学。 Yeah, there's only one, Tokyo-University.
太好了！那可是个正确的目标。 Wonderful! That's aiming at the right goal.
那是真正男子汉的事，没什么大不了的。 That's the task of a real man. There's nothing else.
你的脸和身形都是你爸爸遗传的， You inherited your face and your figure from your father.
当然，他很像你。 He looked like you then
你的智商是我遗传的。 Your intelligence however stems from me.
是我的血脉。当然我在你这个年纪的时候啊， From my blood. And when I was your age then,
我和你一样聪明呢！ 是这样的，不是吗？ I was just as smart as you. That's right, isn't it?
今天真是美好的一天。 Today was a beautiful day.
我真的很久没这么有兴致地聊天了。 I didn't have such an amusing conversation in a long time. Really.
正树和梨香都长大了不少。 Masaki and Erika both have grown so much.
我非常喜欢他们。 I like them both so much.
据我所知，我弟弟的孩子也是这个年龄。 As far as I know, my brother has children the same age.
我在那里感到不方便。 I didn't feel comfortable there.
我弟弟有什么麻烦吗？ Were there any troubles at my brother's?
怎么，这么说你把他赶走了？ What? That means you've thrown him out?
不过那样不好吧，弟弟。 But that isn't OK, Brother.
你再也受不了了？ You couldn't endure it any longer?
那么，只是...忘了他对我们做过一切。 Well, just... Don't forget all he has done for us.
击中目标！ Hit it to the goal!
快击中！击中！ 过来，过来！ - Come on hit it. Hit it! - Now come on, come on!
别让自己紧张~ Don't make yourself nervous!
我要看到真正命中的一击。 Now I want to see a really good hit.
你还等什么？ What are you waiting for?
你站的位置已经不错了。 这会是很漂亮的一球。 - Your stance is already good. - This is going to be a perfect shot.
我要看。 I want to see this.
江子，你是个天才啊！相信我。 Saeko, you're a genius! Believe me.
好了！还有什么事吗？ Done! Wasn't that something?
哦，你已经回来了。 我们已经把啤酒喝光了。 Oh, you are already back. We are out of beer.
而且我们也没什么下酒菜了。 Besides we don't have any snacks at all
去做吧！ Do that please!
你做好什么了吗？ Do you have something ready yet?
你，嗯... You, um...
什么？他会永远呆在这里吗？ What? He will be staying here forever?
可是我们没有房间给他啊。 But we don't have a room for him.
再和你弟弟说说嘛！ Talk about it again with your brother!
现在谁是下一个啊？ Who is next now?
他觉得他还是和我们在一起。 He thinks he's always staying with us.
江子，又轮到你了。 快回来！快回来啊！ Saeko, it's your turn again. Come on over! come on over!
哦，好，好的，好的。 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
现在要真正开始了！ 这里要热起来了！ Now it'll start for real! Now it's getting hot here!
你疯了吗？ 当着这么多人的面！ Have you gone crazy? In front of all these people!
爸爸，我们得慢慢来！ Dad, we slowly have to!
哦，和幸啊，你把你老婆调教得真漂亮！ Oh, Kuzukuni, you trained your wife pretty well.
正树学习进步很快啊！ Masaki is learning upstairs!
哦，是时候让他歇一会了！ Oh! Well then it's time for him to pause!
今天就是为了庆祝的！ Today is a day that is only for celebration!
每个人都要和我们一起欢庆啊！ 你教过她吗？ Everybody has to party with us! Did You teach her that?
没有，对天发誓！ 你说什么啊？ No! For gods sake! What are you talking?
我不知道。 你不想加入我的行列吗？ Well, I don't know. Don't you want to join me?
呸，我明白了，你就是个鸡。 Bah, I see, you're a chicken.
停下来！停下来！ Stop it! Stop it!
谢谢你，谢谢你。 Thank you, thank you.
爸爸，我迫切需要和你商量些事！ Dad, I urgently have to discuss something with you urgently!
晚安！ 听着啊！ - Good night! - Listen!
爷爷已经睡了。来吃晚饭吧。叫妈妈啊！ Grandpa is asleep. Let's have dinner now! Call mom!
看妈妈。 Look at mom.
你吐了吗？ Are you sick?
我发现那样的事真糟糕啊。 I find it really terrible seeing something like that.
爸爸，你没闻到什么难闻的气味吗？ Dad, don't you notice that terrible smell?
这里好臭啊，这里好臭啊！ It stinks here! It stinks here!
如果这里还这么臭的话，梨香就要死了！ If it will continue stinking like that Erika will perish.
她已经不行了。 我快吐了，真的！ She is already. I gotta puke soon, really!
正树！ Masaki!
你想干嘛？ What do you want?
我知道，今天太吵了。 I know, it has been really noisy today.
可能打扰你了吧？ It probably did disturb you?
没有，我还是做了，我所有的罚差。 No, I still did it, my whole pensum!
快到给你的狗，井之丸散步的时候了。 It'll soon be time to take your dog Inumaro for a walk.
爷爷已经和它走了一天了。 Grandpa has been walking around with him all day.
现在他精疲力尽并且睡了。 Now he is totally exhausted and sleeping.
所以我有充足的时间学习。 That's why I had enough time to study.
一整天坐在一个房间里也不健康啊。 Sitting inside one's room all day isn't healthy either.
我马上要考试了。我要孜孜不倦地学。 I'll soon have exams, I got to persevere.
没什么留给我的了。 There's nothing else left for me.
那样没有用，我得做点什么。 It doesn't work like that. I have to do something.
他们疯病没有好转的迹象，他们甚至更严重了！ The symptoms of their sickness aren't getting better, they even get worse!
我必须得做点什么！ I have to do something!
做啊！ 快点，扔啊！ - Do it! - Come on! Throw it!
好，我扔了啊。 你觉得你能抓到吗？ Good, I will throw it. You think you can catch it?
我老了，我扔不远了。 I'm an old man, I can't throw that far anymore.
靠近点！ Come a bit closer!
扔远一点，再远一点！年轻人！ Further, further! So, stripling!
过来啊！老天是公正的。 Just come! Heaven's judgement.
老不死的！ Old geezer!
我很抱歉，小不点！ I'm sorry, little one!
伙计，放松点！ Company, at ease!
您还好吗，爸爸？ Are you still fit, dad!?
没那么远嘛。 It hasn't yet come that far.
你打不倒你老爸的。 You can't yet beat your dead.
是啊，风景真美啊！ Yes, what a nice view!
你纠结的性子还是没变啊。 Your intricateness hasn't changed at all.
如果你想跟我说什么的话， If you want to talk to me, then
就说说你脸上挂着的事吧! just say it right in my face!
好吧，那么，爸爸，说了。 Yes. Well then. Dad, say,
您觉得我们家怎么样？ what do you think about my family?
你的意思是？ What do you mean?
您觉察出什么不对劲的地方了吗？ Did you ever recognise something abnormal?
嗯,是啊。 Well yeah.
如果你这么问我的话， 他们是有点强悍。 If you ask me like that, they are a bit escalated.
他们是的。 They are.
他们都有点奇怪。 They all have become a bit strange.
是啊。说实话，他们都有现代病， Yes, to be honest, they all have the Civilisation-Sickness,
某种神经方面的病，我觉得。 some kind of neurosis I think.
如果是这样的情况，我们得叫个医生， If that's the case, we should call a doctor
并把他们送到精神病院。 and admit them into a lunatic asylum.
真荒唐！ That's nonsense!
现在的医生都不可靠啊， Todays doctors are so irresponsible,
我可不能把我妻子和两个孩子交给他们。 I can't intrust my wife and my two children to them.
我只能用爱去治好我的家人。 I only can cure my family with my love.
冷静点，保持冷静！你没必要那样自寻烦恼。 Calm, keep calm! You don't have to trouble yourself like that.
我知道。 I know.
和幸，实话告诉我，请告诉我， Kazukuni, honestly tell me, tell me please.
我住你房间是不是妨碍你啊？ Am I in your way, living at your house?
没，您和我在这很好。 No. That you are here with me is OK.
我为此很高兴。 I'm glad about that.
不过您的行为也太鲁莽了， Just if you keep behaving like that, so reckless,
意外是有的，我担心， the chance exists, I'm afraid,
我家人的疯病会更严重。 that the sickness of my family is getting worse.
那就是为什么您必须要改变。 That's why you have to change.
您的行为要合乎您的岁数。 Behave more according to your age.
我知道了，你不用再说什么了。 I see. You don't have to say anything else.
我都知道了。 Everything is clear for me!
我会帮你奋斗的。 I will assist you with your endeavours.
孩子他爹，快过来啊！ Dad, come over please!
到底哪个是啊？我的？ Which one is it? Mine?
也是梨香先想到的。 他是个有趣的爷爷。 First Erika thought too he is a funny grandpa.
但他太爱笑了。 But he smells so much.
他笑起来像生气似的， 他笑得很老气。 He smells like incense, he smells old.
让我讨厌， 老是这样。 That disgusts me, that's so gross!
还有，妈妈不能再在梨香房间里睡了。 Besides mom shall not sleep in Erika's room all the time.
她用了梨香所有的化妆品。 She uses all of Erika's make-up.
什么？ 我根本连碰都没碰。 What's that? I don't even touch it.
不，你用了！ No, you're using it!
还有，你知道吗，还有更无语的事。 And do you know, what's even dumber.
梨香不能练唱歌和 Erika can't do her singing-training anymore
表演了，这对梨香来说是最重要的事。 and acting-exercises. The most important thing for Erika.
那么，我们该怎么做呢？ 我猜我们无计可施， So, what are we gonna do about it? I guess there's no way out.
或者你知道什么办法？ Or do you know a way?
那么，我现在在哪里睡觉呢？ So, where am I supposed to sleep now?
在外面的狗窝？ Out there in the doghouse?
好，我可以和麻吕一起睡， OK! I can just sleep together with Inumaro.
不过你要把我们喂得好好的。 But you have to feed us well.
作为一个四脚兽，我要吃很多很多。 As a quadruped I am going to eat a lot.
够了！停下来！ Common! Stop it!
爸爸！您打算做什么啊？ Dad! What are you planning to do?
钱不是很多， That's not much.
不过你可以给正树和梨香买个小东西。 But you can buy a small thing for Masaki and Erika with it.
请收下。 Please take it.
这是什么意思？ 您想...? What does that mean? Do you want to...?
我不想给哪个人钱。 I don't like giving someone money.
买个字典代替吧，还有几个笔记本。 By a dictionary instead and a few notes!
上面有一番好意，送给他们。 Put a nice favor on it and give it to them.
我还给江子添了很多麻烦。 And I cause a real lot of troubles to Saeko.
我知道我很难弥补过失。 I know I can hardly make up for that.
把幸运符给她，也给你们全家。 Give this lucky charm to her. It is for the whole family.
您到底怎么了？ What happened to you?
您要回我弟弟那里？ Are you going back to my brother?
不！我不想去那儿。 No! I don't want to be there.
我没打算回去的。 I'm not going back there.
可是您没有其他人那里可以去的啊？ But than you don't have anybody you can go to.
把您的行李放下！ Take your luggage down for now!
不，不。别为我担心！ No. No, don't worry about me!
我习惯在户外睡了。 I'm used to sleeping outdoor.
你知道，四、五年前， You know, five or six years ago I did a
我曾骑车环游日本。 bike-tour across Japan.
现在我打算用步行。 And now I m gonna do one by foot.
那还是个冒险 有点罗曼蒂克。 That's still an adventure. A piece of romanticism.
请放弃这个念头。 Please stop that nonsense.
坐下！坐下来！ Sit down! Sit down!
注意！ Watch it!
小心！ Be careful!
别走！您听到了吗？ Don't move! You hear?
江子！梨香！ Saeko! Erika!
爷爷想搬出去？我们该怎么做？ Grandpa wants to move out? What are we going to do?
哦，我刚记起来今晚我想给你 Oh, I just remember, tonight I wanted to
做点真正的美味。我还少点佐料。 cook something really nice for you and I'm missing some ingredients.
我得快点去买。 I have to hurry and go shopping.
爷爷身边太臭了。 Near Grandpa it stinks too much.
所以我要和妈妈去买东西。 That's why I will go shopping with my mom.
你们真的可以接受吗？ Do you really want to accept this?
再见！ Good-bye!
正树？ Masaki!
你出了什么事？ What happened to you?
你在流血。 You are bleeding.
我通宵学习。 I worked through the night.
如果我累了，我就这么做。 And when I'm getting tired I do this.
这么艰难的情况下,我不会再打扰你了。 In such a tough situation I actually shouldn't disturb you.
但我们应该聊点严肃的问题。 But we have to talk about something serious.
如果可能的话，请不要以任何方式来打扰我。 Please don't disturb me anyways, if it is somehow possible.
爷爷要搬出去，而且弄得大惊小怪。 Grandpa wants to move out and is making a big fuss about it.
但我们没有房间给他。 But we don't have a room for him.
所以我想在院子里给他盖个房子。 That's why I thought about building something for him in the yard.
不过我希望你可以主张这件事。 But I wanted your affirmation for that.
那我们为麻吕做什么呢？ And what are we going to do with Inamuro?
对，是这样的。 Yeah that's it.
我觉得我们可以把它送到动物保护所。 I thought, maybe we could give him to an animal shelter for now.
你的意思是把爷爷挪到狗窝去？ Does that mean Grandpa is moving into the doghouse?
荒唐！ Nonsense!
好啊，这意味着我要喂爷爷了。 Good, so that means I'm going to feed grandpa,
给他脖子上套个圈,然后带他去散步。就是这个意思吗？ put a collar around his neck and take him for a walk. Is that how it was meant?
别这么荒唐！ Stop that nonsense!
好，好！ OK! OK!
我建了那个狗窝，但我是给狗建的。 I build that kennel and I build it for a dog.
不过如果你需要的话，你可以毁了狗窝。 But if you want to, you can destroy the kennel.
这是你的院子和你的房子。 It is your yard and your house.
如果可行的话，你可以做你想做的。 You can do what you want, if that's how it goes.
我真的很谢谢你，非常感谢。 I'd actually be thankful to you, very thankful,
如果你别来烦我的话。 你明白吗？ if you wouldn't bother me. Did you understand?
是，是！知道了。 Yes, yes! Understand.
和幸，这样会比较好，如果我... Kazukuni, it'll be best if I...
我有办法了！ I got it!
对，一个洞！我们挖个洞！ Yes. A hole! We dig a hole!
一个地下室，我们会另盖一个屋子。 A basement. And that we are going to make into another room.
毕竟那是我的财产，我的房子。 At last that's my property, my house.
没人敢说什么反对的话。 Nobody can say anything against that.
通向胜利！ That's the way to victory!
这是你目前为止最好的办法！ That's your best idea until now!
爸爸！ 什么？ - Dad! - What?
你会有你自己的房间！ 所以要特别留意一下！ This will be your own room! So take especially much care!
对我来说没什么困难， 我马上就去做。 No problem for me. I'm gonna do that.
不能那样啊。 That can't be.
就在这里吗？ 你疯了吗? What's this here? Have you gone insane?
这是个草图，我们在这盖个屋子。 That's the plan. We are building a room here.
给爷爷。 For grandpa.
在做的时候，我也为你考虑了。 I thought at you too when doing that.
从现在起你不会被打扰了。解决方法。 From now on you won't be disturbed anymore. The solution.
很好的解决方法。我觉得。怎么样？ A good solution, I think. So?
我们今晚在哪里吃晚餐？ And where are we going to have dinner tonight?
我们的餐厅啊，在哪里呢？ Our dining room, where is it now?
我该拿这一切怎么办呢？ What am I going to do with all those things?
我好歹有了一个大厨房。 Finally I had a big kitchen.
所以我才用我的储蓄， That's why I used my savings
买了这么多好吃的做给你吃。 and bought all those beautiful things to cook for you.
为什么你要这么做呢？ Why are you doing something like that?
别担心！没问题的！ Don't worry! No problem!
马上就好了。 It'll be right done.
如果你愿意的话，你可以在做饭的期间看到我们，还有你也是。 You can watch us in the meantime, if you want. And you too.
还有正树。 And Masaki,
现在我们也没必要拆狗窝了。 now we don't need to destroy your doghouse too.
我不关心这一切。我只想有自己的隐私。 I don't care about all that. I just want to have my privacy.
我真的感到很开心啊。 我们没多久就会完成的。 - I really feel happy again. - We'll be done in no time.
和幸，别停下，继续干！ Kazukuni, don't pause! Hang on!
正树！ Masaki!
正树！你的夜宵做好了！ Masaki! Your midnight meal is ready!
不，不。 No, no.
我不想吃。 I don't want it.
不，我说了不要！ No, I said no!
谁在哪？ 是爸爸。 - Who is there? - Dad is here.
进来。 Come in.
哦，爸爸。怎么回事？ Oh, dad. What's going on?
今天你太迟了！ Today you are sooo late!
不，不！ Oh, no!
你想要什么？ What do you want?
你为什么不让妈妈进来？ Why don't you let your mother in?
我真为她感到遗憾。 I really feel sorry for her.
我已经告诉过你了， 如果她还留在这里， I already told you. If she hangs around here,
我就无法把精力集中在表演训练上。 I can't concentrate on my acting-exercises
我没说清楚吗？ Didn't I make that clear?
当然，当然。 Sure, sure.
不过明天晚上，她还会在这睡，明白吗？ But the next night she'll be sleeping here again, understood?
哦，少说废话！ Oh, cut the crap!
毕竟她没有房间又不是我的错，不是吗？ After all it isn't my fault that she has no room, is it?
他们的症状更加糟糕了。 Their symptoms have become a lot worse.
没多少时间了。 There's not much time left.
我必须尽可能快地做完工作。 I have to finish my job as fast as possible.
我骄傲的的创造！烘饼！ My proud creation! Casserole!
哦。 Oh.
超棒。 Super.
孩子他爹？你为什么现在没在工作呢？ Dad? Why aren't you at work at this time?
你带回来这么刺激的工具。 That's a crazy tool you bought there.
这可能是什么呢？ What's that supposed to be?
我们会进展得很快。 We'll progress a lot faster with this.
太好了。真的很棒! 和幸。 Great! Totally great, Kazukuni
超人，你真是超人啊。 Super. You're really super.
孩子他爹！孩子他爹！停下来！别那样！ Dad! Dad! Stop it! Stop that!
停下！ Stop it!
马上停下来啊，你疯了啊！ Stop it right now, you maniac!
哦，你能帮我。 Oh, you could help me.
对你来说是个不错的轮岗. Would be a good alternation for you.
孩子他爹,停下来,孩子他爹,停下来! Dad, stop it dad, stop it!
真是个疯子!操你妈的疯子! Such a maniac! Fucking maniac!
孩子他爹,看! Dad, look!
这儿。如何呢？ Here! How about this?
来啊！ Come!
拜托，好歹停下来嘛！ Please, finally stop it!
死亡意味着60岁， 死亡意味着令人苦恼。 Dying means sixty. Dying means aggrieving.
死亡意味着不要丧失个人的自尊。 Dying means not losing one's pride
死，死，死，死。 Die. Die. Die. Die.
死，死。 Die. Die.
味道不错，味道不错。不错。 It tastes good! It tastes good, tastes good.
坚持下去！坚持下去！ Hang on! Just hang on!
只要保持冷静并且坚持下去！ Just stay calm and hang on!
坚持下去！ Hang on!
它们在这儿！ Here they are!
它们在这儿！白蚁！ Here they are! White ants!
白蚁！ 白蚁！ - White ants! - White ants!
现在怎么办？ And now?
杀虫剂！快，给我点！ Insecticide! Quick, get me some!
杀虫剂，明白。 Insecticide. Understood.
这些该死的虫子。 Those damn insects.
操你妈的虫子。 Fucking insects.
操你妈的虫子。 给！ - Fucking insects. - Here!
操你妈的虫子。 Fucking insects.
给！ 操你妈的虫子。 - Here! - Fucking insects.
我要把你们都消灭！ I'm gonna get you all!
呼吸啊，你个畜生！ Breathe that, you beasts!
我要把你们都消灭！ I'm gonna get you all!
火！火！什么地方着火了。离开那里！ Fire! Fire! It's burning somewhere! Come out of there!
孩子他爹？那是什么？ Dad? What's that?
孩子他爹，白蚁在哪里? Dad, where are the white ants?
孩子他爹，它们在哪？ Dad, where are they?
这里有个老巢。 There is a whole nest.
你找到了一个蚁穴。 白蚁！ You found an ant nest. White ants!
操你妈的虫子。 快，给我火！ Fucking insects. Quick, give me fire!
火？ 拿火来！ - Fire? - Bring Fire!
你动作怎么那么慢啊? Why are you moving so slowly?
操你妈的虫子!嗨! Fucking insects! Hey!
火？快点，火！快！ Fire? Quick, the fire! Quick!
给你火！给！给！ Here you have fire! Here! Here!
给你汽油！ Here you got gasoline!
对，好的。汽油。谢谢。 Yes, good. Gasoline. Thanks.
和幸。 是。 - Kazukuni! - Yes!
天火！ Gods Fire!
对！给我。天火好。 Yes! Gimme. Goods fire is good.
水！ Now water!
水！拿来！快！ Water! Bring it! Quick!
水！水！ Water! Water!
现在他需要水！ Now he needs Water!
嗨！水在哪儿？ Hey! Where's the water?
等一下。我来了。 等一下！给你水！ - Wait. I'm coming. - Wait! Here you got water!
快点！ 爸爸，坚持住！ - Hurry up! - Dad, hang on!
快点，快点，帮帮忙！ Hurry up! Hurry up! Help!
水来了！坚持住！ Here comes water! Hang on!
孩子他爹，起来！ 拜托，起来啊！嗯? Dad, stand up please! Please stand up, yes?
太可怕了，不是吗? lz was really terrible, wasn't it?
不过你今天必须去上班。 But you have to go to work today.
你该走了。 It's about time you go.
从前天起，他们就一直打电话。 看。洞已经很深了。 Since the day before yesterday they've been calling all the time. 516 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,740 Look, the hole has become that deep already
我们除掉了所有的白蚁。 and we killed all the white ants.
那么，你现在得穿衣服， So, you're gonna get dressed now,
吃早饭然后离开！ take your breakfast and get going!
你要是被解雇了，我们都得饿死！ If you're going to get fire now we're all going to starve!
所以我求你，走啊！嗯？ That's why I'm begging you, go now! Yes?
出了什么事？ What happened?
像你这样努力的人， Such a hard-working man like you are,
没告诉我们就离开了三天。 stays away for three days without telling us.
怎么了，怎么回事？ What's that? What was going on?
我该怎么道歉呢？ How should I apologize?
在全家都生病的情形下。是啊。 A case of illness in the family. Yes.
不过你可以告诉我们啊。 But then you could have told us.
那么，下次你要记住了。 Well, next time you'll remember.
是！ Yes!
一个美好的清晨！ A beautiful good morning!
白蚁！白蚁！ White ants! White ants!
白蚁！ White ants!
孩子他爹，又怎么了? 你的工作呢？ Dad, what's going on again? What's with your job?
为什么你现在就回来了？ Why are you back home already?
和幸？你出什么事了? Kazukuni? What's up with you?
白蚁！它们一定还在那儿！ White ants! They are certainly still there!
哦，白蚁都被消灭了！ Oh, the white ants are all killed!
是啊，你在那做什么？ Actually, what are you doing there?
孩子他爹，快上来！ Dad, come quickly up!
上来，要不你会像个老鼠一样被淹死！ Come up, or you'll drown like a rat!
你个白痴! You idiot!
你是个大白痴! You're a big idiot!
一个大笨蛋!真是! A moron! Really!
对!对! Yes! Yes!
对! Yes!
不!不!我什么都不想了! No! No! I don't want anymore!
我不能在这了! I can't take this anymore!
我不能在这了! 够了! I can't take this anymore! It's enough now!
我要离开! Now I'm leaving!
感谢一直以来的陪伴。 Thanks a lot for living together until now.
妈妈！别走！别走！ Mom! Don't leave! Don't leave!
请留下！请留下！ Please stay! Please stay!
再耐心点。 Just some more patience.
很快小林家... Soon the Kobayashi family...
小林？是什么啊？ Kobayashi? What is that?
我不属于这里了， 我也没有什么留在这里。 I don't belong here anymore. I don't have anything left here.
你是谁？你想要干嘛？ Who are you? What do you want?
请你放开我的胳膊！ 帮帮忙嘛！你想要干嘛？ 你想要非礼我？ Could you please let go of my arm! 19 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,477 Help! What do you want? Do you want to rape me?
嗨！嗨！你也是！ Hey! Hey, you too!
看这里！这里！ Look here! Here!
梨香的告别信！ A farewell letter from Erika!
什么？ 读啊！ - A what? - Read it.
我准备献出我的所有。 I am going to sacrifice myself all alone.
请你再找寻一个快乐的家。 You please try to find a happy family again.
梨香奉上。 That's it. Erika.
快，快，跟上她！ Quick, quick, go to her!
快点！找她啊！ Hurry up! Search her!
梨香！ Erika!
我找到她了！我找到她了！她在这儿！ I got her! I got her! She's here!
梨香！ 梨香！ - Erika! - Erika!
你不该做这样的傻事！ You shouldn't do such fooleries!
放开我！放开我！ Let me! Let me!
听着，爷爷要和你说的话！ 我知道，我对你不好！ Listen, what grandpa has to tell you! 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,617 I know, I was bad to you too!
我做错了，用了你的化装品， I made mistakes, using your make-up
而且我也忽视了你。 那是我的错。 and I neglected you too. That was my mistake!
我什么都不想了！ 我不能在这里了！ I don't want anymore! I can't take this anymore.
你个禽兽！你在我这里？你个禽兽！ You animals! You here me? You animals!
最好闭嘴！ Finally shut up!
如果你更大声的话， 我不知道... If you become even louder, I don't know anymore...
正树！ Masaki!
正树死了！ Masaki died!
正树！ 正树！ - Masaki! - Masaki!
正树！ Masaki!
醒醒！正树！正树！ Come back! Masaki! Masaki!
快醒醒，我的孩子！ Come on back, my boy!
你好！是急救中心吗？ 这里是水泥街4号， 小林家。 Hello! Is this the emergency physician? Here is Concrete street 4, Kobayashi.
请立即派辆救护车来。 Please instantly send an ambulance.
我哥哥发疯了，然后他昏过去了。 My brother has gone crazy and then he fainted.
请尽快来啊，我求你了！ Please come as fast as possible, I beg you!
你明白了吗？ Did you understand!
小林，和幸。 Kobayashi, Kazukuni.
江子。 Saeko.
正树。 Masaki.
梨香。 Erika.
久邦。 Hisakuni.
和幸，这么晚了你在那干嘛？ Kazukuni! What are you doing this late?
你大半夜的搞什么飞机啊？ What games are you playing in the middle of the night?
又来了！不要嘛！那该是什么啊？ Again! No! What's that supposed to?
准备好了。我有事要告诉你们。 That fits well. I have to tell you something.
请都到饭厅去。 Please all come to the dining room!
你想要对我们说什么啊？ What do you want to tell us?
我累了。 I'm tired.
你还不够吗? 别再找新的麻烦了！ Don't you have enough, man? Don't start any new bunk!
真的，恢复理智吧！ Really. Come to back your senses.
如果你恢复理智了， 我会原谅你的。 If you become sensible, I will forgive you.
你把所有的事都弄得太夸张了。 You're exaggerating everything so much.
你干嘛坐得这么一本正经的啊？ Why are you sitting so tense?
我现在要告诉你们的，对我们来说是最最重要的事。 What I am going to tell you now is of ultra large importance for us.
所以要专心并保持一个冷静的头脑。 Therefore concentrate and keep a level head.
现在我要按下录音机了， Now I will switch on the tape recorder
并把麦克风传给你们每一个人。 and give the microphone to each of you.
然后你们每一个都要 And then each of you will
谈谈小林家族和每个成员。 talk about the Kobayashi family and oneself.
在你们说之前，最好都喝点咖啡。 Before you start talking better all drink some coffee.
咖啡里有咖啡因。 There's caffeine in the coffee.
对梨香来说有点多了。 For Erika a bit more.
通过（咖啡因）这个，头脑会更清醒。 The head will be more leveled through this.
你在这里说什么荒唐的话啊？ What nonsense are you talking there?
可能你还落下了什么毛病？ Maybe you still got something left?
一点脑外伤？ A little head injury?
呸！荒唐。这太有意思了。 Bah, nonsense. It's pretty funny.
我不知道他想干嘛，不过不管怎么样，我渴了。 I don't know what he wants but I was just thirsty anyways.
注意！ Keep attention.
音量合适吗？好的。 Is the volume ok? Good.
女士们，先生们，小林家族是无可抵挡的！ Ladies and gentlemen, our Kobayashi family is invincible.
如何？梨香，现在到你了！ So, how was that? Erika, now you!
唔，卟！ Mhm. Puh!
这就完了？ That's all?
今年春天,梨香的主打歌曲, This spring Erika deputes with this song.
抒情歌词是松本隆写的。 The lyrics are from Matsumoto Takashi.
大竹拠金的作曲,这将是一道冲击波! Composition Otake Eichi. It's going to be a big hit.
我能让你专注点吗？ Can I have your attention please.
爷爷怎么了？ What's wrong grandpa?
嗨？爷爷? Hey? Grandpa?
你怎么了？ What's wrong with you?
咖啡！咖啡！ The coffee! The coffee!
奇怪。 Strange.
孩子他爹，咖啡可能坏了？ Dad, is it possible that the coffee is bad?
你放了什么在咖啡里，是不是啊,你？ You put something into the coffee, didn't you?
什么？糟了！ What? That's wrong.
你说过的。所以我们保持头脑清醒。 You said, so we get a leveled head,
可是现在我的头迷迷糊糊的。 but my head feels muzzy now.
我一直有种很怪的感觉. I had such a weird feeling all the time.
你打算做什么啊,亲爱的? What are you planning, dear?
你把我们都锁在这,然后你想杀了我们。 You locked us all up in here and now u want to murder us.
好极了 Good.
我一直担心的是时间的问题，那是我被迫要去面对的， I'm afraid it's about time, that I am forced to,
实话告诉你们， 是关于你们的。 honestly tell you something concerning you.
如果可能的话，我会既不动怒也不过激地结束这一切。 If possible, I will end this without ruffle or excitement.
但我悲哀地忧虑的是... But I'm sadly afraid...
这不奏效。 it won't work.
我被你们压制成一个侏儒， You force me to be stumpy.
你们都病得非常厉害！ You all are terrible sick!
精神完全受损！ Totally mentally impaired!
但你们自己没有觉察到。 But you don't notice that.
这个症兆目前为止已经形成了。 And this symptom has developed that far,
这儿没人可以帮助你们。 that there no-one can help you.
我觉察到这种你们 I noticed the sickness
几年前就得的疯病， you have already several years ago
并用我的方式照顾你们。 and nursed you my way.
举例来说，这个房子， This house for example.
健康管制， Health control.
以及修建地下室。 and building the basement.
但是现在，我不知道怎么继续下去。 But now I don't know how it should go on.
所以我变得很累。 Thereby I have become so tired.
我做的一切都是为了你们。真的，一切，真的，一切。 I did everything for your sake, really everything. Really everything.
你们现在处在最后的战场上， You're in the final stadium now.
我求你们。 I beg you,
死了算了！ die at last!
你真的放了什么在咖啡里？ Then you really put something into the coffee?
但是那不可能啊。 But that can't be.
那么你中毒了... So you poisoned...
是的，没错。 Yes. That's right.
咖啡里有毒蚁药。 The ant poison is in the coffee.
我想和你一起死。 Now I want to die with you too.
所以端起杯子。 So take the mugs,
请闭上你们的眼睛，一口气全喝了！ please close your eyes and drink everything at once!
当你们喝了以后，你们就终于解脱了。 When you have drunk this, you'll finally be freed.
这是我对你们的终极治疗。 This is my last therapy for you.
在我支持完你们之后，我会立刻随你们而 去。 After I stood by you I will follow you instantaneous.
来吧，喝！ Common, drink!
疯子！这个疯子！ Maniac! This maniac!
这里唯一病了的就是你！ The only one who is sick here is you!
和幸啊！你病得很重，相信我，你病得很重。 Kazukuni! You're heavily sick, believe me, heavily sick.
这不可能啊。你也是这样啊。 That can't be. So you too.
我以为你们中间就你没病。 I thought you were the only one of them who wasn't sick.
别说那样的废话，别责备大家。 Don't talk rubbish like that and don't blame others.
仅仅你一个病了，你脑袋出毛病了 你个疯子！ You alone are sick. Your head is sick! You maniac!
这不可能啊！ That's can't be.
我一直都有种很怪的感觉。 I had a weird feeling for some time.
不过你真的病了。不是吗你？ But you really are sick, aren't you?
完全正确，我们的爸爸，他真的病得很厉害。 Totally right. He really is heavily sick, our father.
我一直想告诉你们。 I always wanted to tell you.
是的，你病得无药可救。 还有你，哥哥，你也是。 Yes, you are hopelessly sick. And you, brother, you too
你们两个一样，你们在一起实在是太相配了。 you two are similar, you two fit perfectly together!
我听到了什么？这个老头真的疯了，显然如此！ What do I hear? The geezer is really crazy, that's clear!
但我完全清醒！你个山羊！ But I'm totally sane! You goat!
如果我们中某一个病了的话，那是你。你个高血压，花痴！ If somebody of us two is sick it's you, you hypertensive nymphomaniac!
闭嘴！你在说什么啊，你...你...！ Shut up! What are you thinking saying something like that, you... you...!
闭上你的乌鸦嘴！ Shut your trap!
现在都受到了攻击。 Now both have an attack.
我没想到发展得这么快。 I didn't think it was already developed this far.
这是甚么啊？ Whereof is this?
你的家庭？是的，这是的。 这不是什么好的遗传。 Your family? Yes, that must be it. It's not a good inheritance.
这是你家族血液里头的！ It must be in your family's blood!
这就是为什么我是唯一健康的，你们全都疯了！ That's why I am the only healthy one! You are all crazy!
江子！你怎么突然想到说这样的话。 Saeko! What are you thinking suddenly saying something like that.
不，这不是事实！ 梨香没有疯！ No, that's not true! Erika isn't crazy at all!
不，不。江子，我很抱歉， 但你们真的病了啊。 No, no. Saeko, I'm sorry, but you are all sick.
你在给谁打电话？ 我在给急救中心打电话。 - Who are you calling? - I'm calling an emergency physician.
停下来！停下来！ Stop it! Stop it!
你难道没明白吗？ 你难道什么都不明白吗？ Don't you get it yet? Don't you get anything?
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing there?
你... You...
什么？注意点，你个疯子！ 你该在疯人院的！ What? Watch it, you maniac! You belong into a lunatic asylum!
你个鸡奸犯敢和你老子叫板？ You bugger dare to offend your father?
好！我要让你见识见识！ So! I will show you!
结束了！是的，结束了！ That's the end! Yes, that's the end!
死吧，我求你们了！死吧！ Die! I beg you all: Die!
死吧！ Die!
这是疯人院！ This is a madhouse!
我怎么到这样一个疯人院来了？ Why did I have to get into such a madhouse?
你自己好好呆着吧！ Get along with yourself alone!
死吧！ Die!
你个疯子，操你妈的滚开！ You maniac! Get fucking lost!
你想杀了我？ 不过没用的！ You want to kill me? But that won't work!
妈妈！留心啊！ Mom! Attention!
呸，你也滚开！ Bah, you too just get finally lost!
你是谁，你不再是我女儿了，的确如此。 Who are you? Not my daughter anymore, that's for sure!
妈妈，停下来！ Mom, stop that!
妈妈，请停来嘛！ 你吓到我了！ Mom, please stop that! You scare me!
你给我闭嘴！ You just shut up!
把我从这罪恶的精神中解救出来！ 把我从这罪恶的精神中解救出来！ Save me from all the evil spirits! Save me from all the evil spirits!
主啊！我求你，帮帮我！ Master! I beg you, help me!
我求你，否则我会被杀的！ I beg you, otherwise I'll be killed!
我求你了主啊，赐予我力量！保护我！ I beg you master, give me strength! Protect me!
现在可以开始了。 Now it can start.
不。 No.
她终于显出本相了，这条毒蛇！ Finally she shows her true face, the evil snake!
操！操！我发怒了！ Fuck! Fuck! Am I angry now!
到这儿来！这就对了！ Come here! Right here!
我准备好战斗了，你个怪物！ I'm ready to fight, you monster!
正树，我马上来救你！ Masaki, I'll redeem you shortly!
我也会救你的，爸爸！我会把你的脑袋压碎！ I will you too, dad! I'll crush your brain.
然后我会把你的痴呆毁掉。 And then I'll have destroyed your dementia.
快点！啊哈？ Come on! Huh?
来啊！ Come!
死吧！ Die!
不！不，别那样！ No! No, stop that!
不！ 看这儿！ - No! - Look there!
是血！你看这是你的血！ It's the blood! Now you see that it is your blood!
这证明了你家族的血液是有病的！ That's the evidence, your family blood is sick!
这个丫头被俘虏了。 This girl is now my captive.
从这一刻起，这所有的地方 From this moment on is the whole district
都是我们控制的地盘，你必须无条件地投降。 controlled by our company. You all have to capitulate unconditionally.
缴械投降！ Put down your weapons and surrender!
如果你不立即照办的话， If you don't follow this instantly,
作为惩罚，这个俘虏就会被强暴！ this captive will be raped right now as punishment!
是是，我照办！ Yes, yes, just do it!
你们老幼三代都和别人通奸乱伦！ Your three generations can commit incest with each others!
很好嘛！ Very well then!
不过，你要是把我也卷进来的话，我会把你殴打至死！ But if want to pull me into this, I'll strike you all dead!
老巫婆！ That hag!
看着！ Look!
你最好靠近点看看！ You best look really close!
是啊。 Yes.
停下。你不敢那么做！ Stop. You don't dare do that!
我不会让你那么做的！ I'll never let you do that!
放下武器！这是命令！ Weapons down! This is an order!
这个中国女孩13岁就发育得很好了嘛！ This Chinese girl is very well grown for her 13 years.
你怎么看上去这么迟钝啊？ 放下武器，我告诉过你了。 What are you looking so stupid? Weapons down, I told you.
不管怎样，我们都要一起死。 We die all together anyways.
对啊。 Yes,
和幸。 Kazukuni.
我非常了解你绝望的处境。 I understand your hopeless situation very very well.
也许我们的血统真的不那么纯洁。 Maybe it is true that our blood isn't pure
这就是为什么我们会发疯。 And that's why we are crazy.
所以你没有足够的力量， And therefore you didn't have enough strength,
保护你的周围不受敌人侵犯。 to defend your surrounding from the enemy.
吃了耗子胆了（意为懦弱）。 The strong eat the weak.
就是这样的。 It has always been like that.
准备好了！我要为单挑而仔细检查！ Ready! And now I'm going over to single combat.
作为一个满洲的士兵，我杀了很多游击队员！ As a soldier in Manchuria I killed a lot of guerrillas too!
现在我要你见识见识我是怎么做到的！ Now I show you what I got!
够了！还是别抱怨了！ Enough! Finally quit the whining!
立正！各部队看齐！ Aaand company marsh!
一二！一！各部队立正！向右转！ One two! One! Company attention and to the right!
看齐！，一，一，一！ Marsh! One, one, one!
立正！停下！ And company stop!
稍息！ At ease!
看齐，两倍速行军！ Marsh double quick!
跑，跑，跑！ Go, go, go!
各部队停下！ Company stop!
你，藏起来的那个。 You, who have been hiding,
不必要的反抗是没用的。 unnecessary resistance is useless,
这个地区已经被征服了，并投降了。 this district was conquered and has capitulated.
战争结束了！ The war is over!
我来了！你个笨蛋！ Here I am, you moron!
禽兽！ That animal!
你个畜生！你个禽兽！ You beast! You animal!
禽兽！禽兽！禽兽！ Animal! Animal! Animal!
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
你已经显示了对获胜者的抵抗力！ You show a lot of resistance against the troop of the winner!
性饥渴的同性恋。 That horny bugger.
我会让你最大的愿望成为现实！ I willingly make your biggest wish come true!
挖掘这一切是相当疲惫的。 Digging the whole was pretty exhausting,
不过打得更糟糕了，非常糟糕。 but the fight is even a lot worse, a lot worse.
什么？ 来啊，你个畜生！ - What is it? - Just come, you beast!
来啊！下来！ Common! Come down!
终于轮到你了。 It's finally your turn too.
我甚至没注意到。 I even overlooked that.
离开我！ Leave me!
走开啊！ Go away!
滚开！ Get lost!
站起来，你个怪物！你个同性恋！ Stand up, you freak! You faggot!
这个小娼妓不值得更好的对待。你个丑陋污秽... The little whore didn't deserve it any better. You filthy...
我要让你见识见识，老不死的！ I'll show you, damn old geezer!
我要把你像个苍蝇一样碾碎！ I'll crush you like a fly!
多来点啊！ Here comes some more!
火，燃烧了！ Fire! It's burning!
什么啊？ What?
那里燃烧了？ Where burns it?
火！火！ Fire! Fire!
扑灭！把火扑灭！ Extinguish! Extinguish the fire!
第一步！救命！第一步！报警！ Phase 1! Get help! Phase 1! Alarm!
救命啊！救命！ Help! Help!
停下来！我劝你。 Stay back! I advise you.
停下来，拿着这个你什么都干不了。都结束了。 Stay back, with this you'll never make it. It's over.
奔向可藏身的地方！奔向可藏身的地方！ 奔向可藏身的地方！ Run for cover! Run for cover! Run for cover!
奔向可藏身的地方！奔向可藏身的地方！ Run for cover! Run for cover!
哦，哦，我还活着。 Oh, oh, I'm alive.
他还活着。 He's alive!
吃饭时间到了。 啊哈？ - Time for some food. - Huh?
我们该吃点东西的时候了。 啊哈？ - It's about time we get something to eat! - Huh?
告诉其他人！ Call the others!
这儿，孩子他爹，给你的！ Here, Dad! For you!
饭后我们一起清理好所有，我们？ After the meal we clean up all together, don't we?
我要继续学习了。我浪费了太多的时间。 I have to go on learning. I wasted so much time.
下周，梨香有个考核，要去练习了。 Next week Erika has a valuation. Have to practise.
那么，今天已经够了。 Well, that was work enough for today.
我很感谢你。 I thank you all here.
我遍体鳞伤，痛得厉害。 I got bruises all over my body and terrible pains.
所以我要去洗个舒服的澡，然后上床。 That's why I'll have a comfy bath and then go right to bed.
那不太好。 That's not OK.
你们总是只为你们自己考虑，没别的。 You always only think of yourself and nothing else.
这就是这一切发生的原因。 That's the reason this whole thing happened.
对极了。那是最好的解决办法！ Good. That was the best solution!
我求你了，停下来吧！ I beg you, stop it!
嗨，孩子他爹！你现在怎么又来了啊！ Hey, Dad! What are you up to now again?
你个疯子，疯老头子！最好停下来！ You maniac, crazy geezer! Finally stop it!
和幸啊。你还没有恢复你的理智。 Kazukuni. You still didn't come to your senses.
快结束吧！我们的房子会怎样？ Get done with it! What's going to be with our house?
孩子他爹，停下来啊！ 停下来啊，你都说了！ - Dad, stop it! - Stop it, I said!
你们最好小心点别伤到自己，快离开这！ You'd rather be careful not hurting yourself. Go away from there!
不，那样不好！为梨香想想啊，为梨香想想啊！ No! That's not OK! Just think of Erika! Think of Erika!
孩子他爹，得到这个房子多不容易啊！ Dad! How laborious was it getting this house!
又没那么糟，只是有点损坏了。 It's not that bad that a bit of it is broken.
不过，如果全都毁了，我们该到哪去呢？ But if it is completely destroyed, whereto should we go then?
笨蛋！你什么都救不了！ Moron! You can't be saved anymore!
别担心。爸爸没有疯。 Don't worry. Dad isn't crazy at all.
我所做的这些都是经过深思熟虑的结果。 My doing is the result of thoroughly thinking.
我把房子毁了，是为了和你们开始新的生活。 I destroy the house, to start a new life with you.
我们必须真诚彻底地开始新的生活。 We need to be ingenuous and clean to start anew.
别过来！看着我！ No comment! Watch me!
不，别那样做！整个房子都四分五裂了！ No, don't do that! The whole house is breaking apart!
停下来！还是停下来吧，停下来！ Stop it! Finally stop it! Stop it!
哥哥，停下来！别掺和进来！ Brother, stop it! Don't take part in that!
别掺和进来！ Don't take part in that!
别那样做！ Don't do that!
别那样做！别那样做！ Don't do that! Don't do that!
停下来！停下来！停下来！ Stop that! Stop that! Stop it!
梨香，就你一个， Erika! You alone,
就你还不明白我们为什么这么做。 you alone are not sure yet why we are doing this.
你爸爸是真正的勇敢。 Your dad is really brave.
这是最清楚的证明， That's a clear evidence,
不愧是我的儿子，你的爸爸。 for him being my son, your dad.
妈妈以前没有读懂你爸爸。 Mom never looked up that much to dad before.
我已经重新爱上他了。 I've fallen in love with him anew.
梨香，太危险了。离开这里！ Erika, that's dangerous. Go away from there!
不，不。梨香要留下来！ No, no. Erika stays here!
梨香要留下来！ Erika stays here.
注意！小心点！ Attention! Be careful now!
出去！快出去！ Out! Get outta here!
快！快！快·！ Quick! Quick! Quick!
快点出去！离开这里！快点离开这里啊！ Get out quick. Outta here! Come quick get away from here!
快！快！ Quick! Quick!